You can’t be doing it wrongif you’re not doing anything at all
Do you feel like you’re not doing anything useful, ever, and you’re really good at it?Do you enjoy watching how life happens around you and you’re not really part of it?
You prefer everything in slow-motion?
If you didn’t really bother to answer these questions you shoulddefinitely get the SillySloth Certificate to become a
Certified Human Sloth.
Hopefully this gets
Get rewarded for simply being yourself
You get a professional certificate with a ribbon on it that you can display in your living room, office or dungeon. We only use the highest quality paper for print to make sure the certificate looks really awesome.To add to that, it also costs less than any kind of useful certificate, and we think that’s really nice.
Don’t believe us? Look at the data!
People who embrace a slothy lifestyle are many times happier than regular people. We can prove it, we have a chart.
This certificate is for you if you aren’t necessarily looking to
MAKE A BIG CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE
The certificate is perfect if you don’t want toBECOME SUCCESSFUL
This certificate will definitely not help youGET A BETTER JOB
And you most definitely want to stay away if you plan toSTART YOUR OWN BUSINESS
See what fellow sloths say
The certificate is printed on high-quality glossy paper, it has a ribbon on it and it’s signed.What more can you ask for? I put it on my wall, I’m so proud of it.I’m saving for another, I’d really like to be the first one who has a double certification,that’s twice the value I have now.
Tim Olson – iStockPhoto Model
Of course, there is more!
And it’s a course, of course!
Not sloth enough? No worries, we’ll teach you!
Learn about all this silly slothy thing in our brand new exclusive free course that will revealall the secrets on how to become the slothest version of yourself!
It’s not necessarilybuilt with love and great attention to details.
Not particularlyminblowing contenteither. Mediocre at best, to be honest.
It’s completely FREEyou do need to give us your email though…
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